(This article borrows heavily from Harry Potter series of novels) In a dark room of his Bombay (oops! Sorry, Mumbai) castle, Mr. Raj Thackeray was awakened from his sleep by the hooting of an owl. This owl was from his secretary who had sent him his schedule for today. He removed the scroll from the owl’s leg and looked at its contents. 10 AM – 12 PM – Give inflammatory speeches about how migrants are destroying Maharashtra to the poor and the uneducated. 12 PM – 1.30 PM – Lunch followed by attacks on hapless auto/taxi drivers. 1.30 PM – 3 PM – Encourage his dementors to attack media houses and claim it as spontaneous. 3 PM – 5 PM – Intimidate the reporter who dared question his methods in the course of an interview. 5 PM – 7 PM – Meet and threaten the director of the film who used the word Bombay in his movie.
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